It's a familiar situation - you need a nail of a specific length, but there are only two in the house. One of them is fractionally too small, and the other too long. The 21st century solution is here with A Bed of Nails. Simply place the two nails on a luxurious heart-shaped four-poster bed in a private room complete with the following erotic luxuries -
- Stereo carved out of a rubber on tiny shelves
- Pen lid painted to look like lava lamp
- Several original works of art to set the mood
- Miniscule paper tiger-skin rug
then pop a lid on (depending on how friendly you've become with the nails) and give them some privacy. Nearly two years they've been in there, and so far nothing. Looks like a trip to the shops after all.
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